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lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

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I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

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2spookykarkat:

lucifersblog:

the-final-horcrux:

that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan

the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold

oh my god

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• guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
• guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag